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Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
2003 ★ 7.4 12 seasons 262 eps TV-MA
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Two and a Half Men is available to stream on Nabby via 6 verified sources, aggregated from publicly available embed providers. The comedy from Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre has 12 seasons and 262 total episodes, rated 7.4/10 by 3,809 viewers.

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Episodes 262 total across 12 seasons

24 episodes20033 watched
S1 · E1
23m
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Pilot✓
Sep 22, 2003★ 6.7
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S1 · E2
21m
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Big Flappy Bastards✓
Sep 29, 2003★ 7.2
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
S1 · E3
21m
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell✓
Oct 6, 2003★ 7.2
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
S1 · E4
Up next
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap✓
Oct 13, 2003★ 7.4
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
S1 · E5
19m
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump✓
Oct 20, 2003★ 7.2
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
S1 · E6
21m
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Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?✓
Oct 27, 2003★ 6.7
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
S1 · E7
21m
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake✓
Nov 3, 2003★ 7.7
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
S1 · E8
19m
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful✓
Nov 10, 2003★ 7.2
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S1 · E9
21m
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Phase One, Complete✓
Nov 17, 2003★ 6.8
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
S1 · E10
21m
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Merry Thanksgiving✓
Nov 24, 2003★ 7.0
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
S1 · E11
20m
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor✓
Dec 15, 2003★ 6.8
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
S1 · E12
21m
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Camel Filters and Pheromones✓
Jan 5, 2004★ 7.0
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S1 · E13
20m
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Sarah Like Puny Alan✓
Jan 12, 2004★ 6.6
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
S1 · E14
21m
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I Can't Afford Hyenas✓
Feb 2, 2004★ 6.7
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S1 · E15
21m
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick✓
Feb 9, 2004★ 6.8
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S1 · E16
21m
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That Was Saliva, Alan✓
Feb 16, 2004★ 6.9
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S1 · E17
20m
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats✓
Feb 23, 2004★ 7.2
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
S1 · E18
21m
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An Old Flame With a New Wick✓
Mar 1, 2004★ 7.0
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S1 · E19
19m
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You✓
Mar 22, 2004★ 7.1
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S1 · E20
21m
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark✓
Apr 19, 2004★ 6.9
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S1 · E21
21m
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No Sniffing, No Wowing✓
May 3, 2004★ 6.9
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S1 · E22
21m
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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet✓
May 10, 2004★ 6.7
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S1 · E23
21m
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Just Like Buffalo✓
May 17, 2004★ 7.3
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S1 · E24
21m
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Can You Feel My Finger?✓
May 24, 2004★ 6.9
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Frequently asked

How many seasons does Two and a Half Men have?

Two and a Half Men has 12 seasons with 262 episodes in total.

Is Two and a Half Men still on the air?

Two and a Half Men has ended and is no longer in production.

What network airs Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men airs on CBS.

When did Two and a Half Men first air?

Two and a Half Men first aired on September 22, 2003.

Cast

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Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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