I Would Rather Die

A zombie bites Archie and he's starting to turn into one himself. He's got only one option: kill himself…that or end up killing everyone else. Brenda -his lifelong crush- invites him to a costume party, last chance to tell her how he feels. The party is hosted by Brenda's ex and if Archie shows up, he's going to get his ass kicked. But hey, it's either that… or die a virgin. What would you do?

Archie goes looking for Brenda at Domingo's party -yes, the one he wasn't supposed to attend. Cris scolds him for being an irresponsible zombie and hides him in an abandoned house. Meanwhile, a group of religious ladies are hunting Archie down to "save his soul." Actually, pretty much everyone is looking for Archie, including Sarah Díaz, a rogue investigator with some very unconventional methods.

Díaz questions the students at school while Cris and Brenda try to kidnap Leopoldo-an insufferable guy, but the only one who has the info they need. Archie goes looking for help from the only person nerdy enough to actually assist him. Meanwhile, Wendy and her legion of church ladies stumble upon something that might just save their prayer group. Amen.